"Good. She's not looking. Now's my chance."
"I know she fills up a feeder for those old birds. I'm pretty
sure she hangs it on this contraption. I've seen the birds here a lot
but I scared them off."
"Oh Oh! I think she sees me. Yup and she has that black thingy
in front of her that makes a clicking noise. Maybe if I look real
handsome she won't mind me scoping out the nice snack hanging here."
"Now I just have to figure out how to get a bite of this delicious
"Ouch! Man, this thing is hard to chew on! How am I supposed to get the food out of those tiny holes?"
"Well, that was hardly worth it! I only got one tiny seed to chew on. How do those old birds get it out of the holes anyway?"
"I'm outta here! See ya later lady. I'm going to check out the neighbour's feeders. I know they have some good stuff there that I can get at better. More variety too. Lady, you need to get some better seed varieties like your neighbour. I'll come back and check it out again soon. And, lady. I heard that black thingy clicking a lot. Yes siree I did. Better get that checked out. One of those TV doctors might be able to help. he he."
If squirrels could talk.
Have a great day!